Avril fan

A person who likes a certain talentless skank.
When their idol is insulted, their main comebacks always consist of drivel along the lines of "Get a life" or "You're just jealous" or some other whiny garbage like that.

Avril fans are worthless to this world, because all of them are 14 year old girls, and they like an equally worthless PRODUCT.

Avril fan by Anonymous August 29, 2003

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Avril Fan

I guess I'm one. Avril isn't exactly liked by everyone, but I don't hate her. Actually, I think she's a good singer. I realize that some people don't recognize her talent because they're too busy being brainwashed by their friends to think she sucks. But she doesn't. There's a song on her CD that describes her dead Grandfather. I can relate to that.

Prep: omg AvRiL r0x0rs my s0x0rsssrrsr!!!11!!11

Normal person: Avril is gay and she sucks!!!!

These are two very different extremes. I digress onto my own opinion.

Me: I like Avril's music. I find it as something that I can relate to.

Avril Fan by Veronica Uotani (lol) September 19, 2005

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Avril Fan

A fan of music artist, Avril Lavigne. Not a "poseur", "kiddie", or "wannabe". Someone of any age, from anywhere in the world, who enjoys her music, and isn't afraid to be who they are. Doesn't follow the "Avril is a total poseur" trend, and can stand up for their own opinions.

See Avril-Lover.

Individual: I'd have to say I'm a pretty big Avril fan. She's awesome!

Follower: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? LIKE, OMG!!!!!!!! YOU LIKE THAT GAY ASS POSEUR??????? WTF I HATE YOU!!!!!!! I MEAN, C'MON, SHE'S SUCH A WANNABE!!! I GUESS YOU ARE TOO, THEN!!!!

Individual: Uh...okay there...let's just calm down. Deep breaths. In...and out. Good.

Now, then. Liking someone's work doesn't make you a bad person. It's just my opinion. I'm entitled to it. No one FORCING you to feel the same.

Avril Fan by nickchik May 1, 2006

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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