Avalon

Avalon, a small beach in southren new jersey aka the best beach ever. The cops are always on your ass about everything, ex: bikelights. Its full of rich old white people who tip you good but you can always find a hot dilf. You arent an OG if you havent done the shipwrecked sundae at Buccaneers. On every corner you will either see Lambo, Porsche, or G-Wagon. The minivan of Avalon is a Range Rover. Every house is bigger than you're future. You aren't going to find a bottle of water cheaper than 4 dollars. Avalon is not Avalon without rich old white people. You havent lived unless you havent experienced the jittney aka litney. The cheapest house you will find down here is a shack starting at one million. Oceancity and wildwood are full of white trash who cant afford a nicer beach. Only the best of the best get to live in Avalon. In Sea isle city is the want to be rich people that dont have enough money to afford avalon. And if you go to the beach at Avalon at anytime of the day you can always find a place to sit unlike the other shitty beaches.

Bob: "Hey dude have you been to the rich white town of Avalon?"
John: "Yeah bro, I just bought a house down there for 8 million, worth every penny."

by judith pumpkin June 21, 2017

Avalon

A beautiful name for a beautiful girl. She is loving, sweet, social, athletic and normally the smartest in a group. Be sure not to hurt her emotionally, because she has a good memory and is sensitive.

FLAWS:
Avalon is paranoid. If, say, she has a heartache for more than an hour...
“Omg I have heart cancer”

Is that an Avalon, aww bro I love them it’s sad that she’s taken...

by urbangiaary September 30, 2019

Avalon

a very attractive and increadably intellegent, and sexy girl.
who enjoys taking pills, and anything else that is going around.

and dates a junkie (look up Simon for details)

"Avalon!" , "Avalon is Buff !"

by CMAT August 29, 2007

Avalon

Now the party's over
I'm so tired
Then I see you coming
Out of nowhere
Much communication in a motion
Without conversation or a notion

Avalon

When the samba takes you
Out of nowhere
And the background's fading
Out of focus
Yes the picture's changing
Every moment
And your destination
You don't know it

Avalon

Dancing, dancing
Dancing, dancing

When you bossanova
There's no holding
Would you have me dancing
Out of nowhere

Avalon

Avalon
Ooh-ooh
Avalon
Avalon
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Avalon
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Avalon
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Avalon
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Avalon
Ooh
Avalon
Avalon
Avalon
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Avalon

by Death Menace December 13, 2022

Avalon

The craziest school you could think of. Almost everyone there is retarded. People who graduate from there have fake diplomas. It is run by a power hungry principal with an ego problem. The kids are supervised after school by a pedophile loser named Paul who will never make it in the real world, with a real job. Most people that attend there are clueless about things. Some are so out of it they don't know what's going on outside they're own head, if there's anything in their head, that is. There is the real world, and then, there is Avalon.

I had the unfortunate chance of experiencing this hell hole first hand, and in this time I came across people who never stop talking, people who never talk at all, and people who attempt to talk but are utterly incoherent. There were also many petty thieves, whores, pedophiles, back stabbers, and just plain spazzes.

by Wouldn't you like to know? April 6, 2005

avalon

a song by Roxy Music and sung by Bryan Ferry. Directly responsible for my brith, as my mother concieved me while this song was playing.

Avalon is the best song to fuck to, by far!

by Jake Throckmorton June 21, 2005

Avalonization

The tendency of new large apartment buildings in New York to be bland, similar and uninteresting from a design point of view.

It would be wonderful if we could stem the Avalonization of New York simply by demanding better buildings. From NY Magazine, "the Glass Stampede," by Justin Davidson, 9/15/08

by I M Pie September 15, 2008