1. A sex act where a passive partner finds the biggest prison dweller he can possibly find, to reunite with him in a darkest, dampest, most isolated dungeon that can be procured. the big guy then binds the passive one's limbs with barbed wire, sews a perfectly crafted miniature union jack on his right tit, gets a good hold of him and furiously rams him down under while both chant "God Save the Queen" in perfect unison. The passive partner then runs away jumping like an injured kangaroo and mooing like a pained cow., until he finds a bush and shits behind it like a camper. He then yells the big guy to get over there so that he can suck his dick. Bonus point if finding black people on the course of the act, pushing them out of the blue as hard as possible and then throwing alcohol/drugs on them while saying "I am a true gentleman". Be careful to run fast before they have a chance to react though, or the whole day spent on your fun Australia's History could be ruined.
1. William: I did Australia's History last night. I got the stud's number and everything.
Noah: I never have done that. It sounds... gay
William: u wot m8? Where's your patriotic spirit cunt? Don't you have love for this country!?
Noah: I never have done that. It sounds... gay
William: u wot m8? Where's your patriotic spirit cunt? Don't you have love for this country!?
by SHITCOCK April 5, 2015
A place you pass on your way to a gourmet coffee house. The more European coffee culture in Australia already had introduced people to espresso based drinks. Where in other countries Starbucks would open the market and than would be copied, in Australia that stage was skipped and customers went straight on to the gourmet coffee houses.
Bruce, Bruce, Bruce and Bruce passed Starbucks Australia on their way to the Philosophy Department at the University of Wooloomooloo to get a delicious cappuccino at the local Italian gourmet coffee shop. Looks like those poofters will be 71% closed said Bruce and Bruce, Bruce and Bruce agreed.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? September 26, 2008
by @samgramm July 4, 2016
Operation Australia is the name of the plan regarding sex party 1 lubing up his sweaty ballsack and slowly dragging it acrossy sex party 2(codenamed australia)'s forehead. A bet is placed on the outcome of the operation, resulting in a payment of $100 to the victor. Of course, both parties must be intoxicated or gay enough to fake it. The operation will be videotaped and placed on the internet to the humiliation of both parties. If sex party one, the owner of the supposed ballsack, places his testicles on the forehead of sex party two, he will instantly attain legend status in Bergen County. All sixteen year old males will be required to bow to his highness. In addition, his lubed up sweaty ballsack will be famous all over the internet and will likely be framed at the Museum of Natural History in New York CIty.
by KingArthurlikesIncest May 8, 2009
by Cliff Bone February 4, 2005
by Markevin August 22, 2017
Now obsolete, this was Australian slang for residents of Victoria, the southern-most mainland state of Australia. The Rio Grande in this case is the Murray River which is the border between Victoria and New South Wales.
This term was especially popular in the late 80's/early 90's when Victoria was virtually bankrupted by an incompetent state government, in other words we were poor folk from south of the border. Thousands of Victorians migrated to the northern states.
Things improved from the mid 90's and this term has pretty much died out.
This term was especially popular in the late 80's/early 90's when Victoria was virtually bankrupted by an incompetent state government, in other words we were poor folk from south of the border. Thousands of Victorians migrated to the northern states.
Things improved from the mid 90's and this term has pretty much died out.
Queenslander: "Bloody Mexicans moving in all over the place. Next thing they'll want to bring daylight saving with them!"
This entry won't work unless I use Mexican (Australia) in a sentence.
This entry won't work unless I use Mexican (Australia) in a sentence.
by Choda Boy 57 August 11, 2006