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Auster

The name stupid tiny man. Height below 6'0. Really stupid though.
by Dragonquestenjoyer November 23, 2021
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Absternity

Damn, this absternity is delicious.”
by cringe terminator June 6, 2019
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asterous

If like is the oppisite of dislike, then aster is the opposite of disaster. In extension, asterous is the opposite disasterous.

So basically: great, awesome, working well
Robin: Batman, your taking out the Joker was asterous.

Batman: Stop mangling the English language, kid.
by Avaricious Altruist November 29, 2012
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Asterisky

A blog run by a pretty awesome group of college students from around the United States who want to deliver a wide range of content to the internet from a young perspective.
Sam: "Hey did you read Asterisky today? There was a really awesome article about accounts to follow on Twitter."

Doug: "No way, man! The other day I was on Asterisky and there was a super-informative article about gas prices!"

Sam: "Sweet, yeah, I saw that. I'm thinking maybe I should apply to join the staff of Asterisky -- what do you think?"

Doug: "Go for it! I hear they have a "Join" tab on their site!"

Sam: "Cool, I will do that."
by DevotedReader June 2, 2011
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Amsterdam Traffic Light

Generally a fun game played by tourists visiting the Dutch capital of Amsterdam. First the group goes to a coffee shop and smoke some cannabis (Green Light). Next, the group goes to a bar for a beer (Yellow Light) and finally a stop by the girls in the red light district (Red Light).
My friends and I visited Amsterdam last week and completed six rounds of the Amsterdam Traffic Light! I am now down 500 Euro!
by Senor Dank Nugs June 29, 2018
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aster

the opposite of a disaster in a feeling form
You receive free candy for a year, and you are feeling the aster.
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Ausperity

Ausperity (n.)
A portmanteau combining the best of ‘austerity’ and ‘prosperity’ to describe a way of life for the modern age. The enjoyment of the finer things and the appearance of being a high-flyer while actually keeping firmly within one’s means. A baller on a budget; a player on a monthly paycheck; a social doyenne on the dole.

Ausperity was first outlined in a book of the same name by Lucy Tobin.
Since I’ve become a follower of ausperity, I’ve saved hundreds on my fortnightly dinner parties.

What’re you doing throwing away your salary on that rubbish? Have you never heard of ausperity?

It’s because I’ve been following the principles of ausperity that I can now afford this holiday. Cheerio!
by Digitalquercus October 10, 2012
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