Aurora Missouri

65605. This is a town between Monett and Mt.Vernon. Basically like the slums of the bible belt. Full of variety, fat kids, druggies, emo kids, skanky girls, all in all it's well rounded in population. There isn't even a Taco Bell in this town, WTF is that about? The only two good things to come out of Aurora are it's killer FFA team, and Hawgwild which serves up some of the best BBQ nachos around. As long as you aren't from the North side of the tracks, you will be okay. And President Bush came to town once, all the rednecks and hillbillies came out to see.

A: "Hey dude, I have been sexting this hot chick.."
B:"Where is she from?"
A:"Aurora Missouri, bro."

B:"Is she from the North side?!?!"
A:"Oh hell no!"

Aurora Missouri by Alice Dandersun April 7, 2011

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Aurora Missouri

65605. By far the stinkiest town in Missouri due to the mill located next to the Junior High. They are the Houn Dawgs (yes it's spelled like that) and they have football, basketball, volleyball, baseball (which have won state champs two times in a row), and soccer. The best restaurants there are Hog Tide which has a great variety of BBQ meals and Subway which we all know serves sandwiches. It has a wide variety of people, mostly fat christians. But all in all it's a great town.

Dude 1: I'm from Aurora Missouri home of the Houn Dawg
Dude 2: Isnt it spelled Hound Dog
Dude 1: Not in Aurora

Aurora Missouri by Yeeyeebrotha November 27, 2018

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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