Aurora Missouri 

65605. This is a town between Monett and Mt.Vernon. Basically like the slums of the bible belt. Full of variety, fat kids, druggies, emo kids, skanky girls, all in all it's well rounded in population. There isn't even a Taco Bell in this town, WTF is that about? The only two good things to come out of Aurora are it's killer FFA team, and Hawgwild which serves up some of the best BBQ nachos around. As long as you aren't from the North side of the tracks, you will be okay. And President Bush came to town once, all the rednecks and hillbillies came out to see.

A: "Hey dude, I have been sexting this hot chick.."
B:"Where is she from?"
A:"Aurora Missouri, bro."

B:"Is she from the North side?!?!"
A:"Oh hell no!"

Aurora Missouri by Alice Dandersun April 7, 2011

Aurora Missouri 

65605. By far the stinkiest town in Missouri due to the mill located next to the Junior High. They are the Houn Dawgs (yes it's spelled like that) and they have football, basketball, volleyball, baseball (which have won state champs two times in a row), and soccer. The best restaurants there are Hog Tide which has a great variety of BBQ meals and Subway which we all know serves sandwiches. It has a wide variety of people, mostly fat christians. But all in all it's a great town.

Dude 1: I'm from Aurora Missouri home of the Houn Dawg
Dude 2: Isnt it spelled Hound Dog
Dude 1: Not in Aurora

Aurora Missouri by Yeeyeebrotha November 27, 2018