Auricularia is the name of the hottest person in the world, they have a massive shlong and attachment issues.
"yo i slept with Auricularia last night."
"whoah bro, how was it?"
"awesome but my asshole is ruined!"
"massive shlong right?"
"whoah bro, how was it?"
"awesome but my asshole is ruined!"
"massive shlong right?"
by TheLonelyCroissant May 5, 2022
Get the Auriculariamug.