Aunty Jen

Aunty Jen is the nicest and warmest of peoples, she is kind, bright and gentle. Her smile is so filled with love and light and is unforgettable. She is most considerate, respectful and understanding. She is such an astonishing person and Is always happy when you see her. She is my colorful and bright rainbow after a rough and rainy day. Her light is infinite and bright you would have to be completely blind to not notice or see her light. She is so awe-inspiring and her happiness is soo contagious, you'll never meet someone quite like her

Aunty Jen is infamous and amazing,astounding generous and gentle

Aunty Jen by Lilley Love July 5, 2020

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Aunt Jen

The hangover you get when you party with the youngest of your spinster aunts.

Holy hell, do I have an Aunt Jen!

Aunt Jen by Marne57 December 20, 2020

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Aunt Jen

Here's how it happens: she drinks 19 swigs of vodka and wine goes out in the forest Nudeified (butt naked with just a black T-shirt) hugs a tree and sings the bee gees to Aunt JoJo. Also an old ass fart with 9 kids.

Aunt Jens here! Op she's drunk don't let her get poison oak in er cooter!

Aunt Jen by Zachibald July 21, 2024

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Aunt Jenise

Typically a old white woman who often has a cigarette in hand. She has a raspy voice, a ridiculous perm, and hates kids or anyone younger than her.

She normally drives a old SUV and is talking on her phone with friends with names like Cheryl, Denise, or Mary.

Guy 1: to guy 2 "Dude, you're so lucky your grandma is nice! Mine is a total Aunt Jenise! She made me do her shopping after school."

Guy 2: to guy 1 "Yeah? That sucks!"

Aunt Jenise by ScynBlade December 7, 2013

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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