August Balls

Your balls seem to be uncontrollably sweating and emitting a foul odor, most commonly occurring in the hot summer month known as August. (This can also be used to describe these symptoms any time throughout the year.)

"Shit man, this sucks. I just came down with an awful case of August balls right before my blind date."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 17, 2010

National Kick Guys In the Balls Day / August 24th

ANY short girl gets to do this 🙏

"OMG It's National Kick Guys In the Balls Day / August 24th"

by MyNextPolo August 24, 2025

Ball Funk in August

A new fragrance by Victoria Secret to make women smell like balls in August.

Hi Shirley, have you smelled the new sent of the fall, Ball funk in August?

by Adam Schmidt October 7, 2006