August Balls
Your balls seem to be uncontrollably sweating and emitting a foul odor, most commonly occurring in the hot summer month known as August. (This can also be used to describe these symptoms any time throughout the year.)
"Shit man, this sucks. I just came down with an awful case of August balls right before my blind date."
August Balls by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 17, 2010
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