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audio porn 

Probably one of the greatest things ever in my opinion
It usually just has someone talking to a camera or recorded audio as the person talks and starts masturbating or making moaning noises it's very interesting for ladies I'd recommend "voiceofrockstar" on Tumblr (he's also on snapchat I'm pretty sure) sadly for males and such I have no good suggestions
Girl 1: "I listen to audio porn when I'm alone..."
Boy: "What the fuck"
Girl 2: "Oh my God me too!!"
audio porn by Mifa June 16, 2018
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Audioportation 

The transportation of ones non physical self from their current location to another location through the power of music.

This follows the same concept of 'teleportation.' However, there are two different factors. One, you are are not physically being transported to another location- instead you are psychologically having sensations of being in a different environment. Two, the transportation of ones psychological self is not through a teleportation device but through the movement and power of music.

Note: This effect is not executed through the alteration of outside influences such as drugs or alcohol. Though they may have direct affiliation with an increase of the audioportation sensation, the use of these may have severe or consequential side effects.
Dude, I'm really hating work right now.
- You should audioport yourself to Ibiza
Not a bad idea, whats a good song?
-Try that one from the DJ I told you about last week.
Sweet. Save myself a plane ticket- and my sanity! Thank god for audioportation.
Audioportation by mz_u-no-who April 24, 2011

Audiopornccident 

V: When a younger individual, usually an adolescent male, is caught by his parents, viewing pornography because he forgot to turn the volume of his computer down.
Billy: *viewing porn*

Father: What in the world is that?... Darn neighbors!

Mother: That sounded like it came from billys room...

Father: *opens door quickly* Billy!! goodness son! Oh my... no. Oh no, no, no, no.

Billy: eeeeeeeeeeeeeh! *screams like little girl* Mom!! Dad!! Go awayyyuhhhh I'm, uhmm, I'm, uhh doing homework. *voice cracks prepubescently*

Billy has suffered audiopornccident.
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