Demi: "If I ever did that...I'd be under dick ataaaaaaaaaack!.....so Im putting my defenses up cause I don't want to fall in love, If I ever did that, I'd be under dick attack!"
by Andypande September 9, 2021
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When you love someone so much but they've done something so incredibly stupid/annoying that it makes you want to hate-fuck the shit out of them.
Jeff: "The saying goes, "righty, loosy; lefty, tighty." Right?"
Nick: "Goddamn it, Jeff, I'm gonna give you that Dick attack!"
by tnayyyyy December 21, 2018
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An attack that you are likely to experience after a night in bed with the Macnamee...
Often brought on by the lack of clean sheets, christmas smell and southern nature of this Macnamme creature

Main symptoms include
1) a rash
2) using words like concur

3) eating veggie rubbish
4) conistantly applying Mac Lipstick.

Can only be cured by recieving a magic drink for the Goddes Bella B.
Mate i had one of those Mac Attacks last night. worst experience of my life...
by Bella B February 2, 2010
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When you fuck a bitch so hard that her pussy looks like a Big Mac
Yo I fucked Shaniqua so hard she looked like a Mac Attack!!
by Chase blackshire July 24, 2021
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A malicious minor that jumps through small openings to attack executives. Bane of Greg.
"Uh...and a person can fit through there, a person can definitely fit through that window - a small person, an attack child"
by DefinitelyJoking June 3, 2023
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A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.
I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.
by TBels October 2, 2019
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A special attack used by characters in anime. The attack's name must be shouted by the character before it can be used, no matter how long it takes.

The longer and more epic the name, the more powerful the attack.
*several katana slashes later*
Villain (unharmed): You can't defeat me...
Protagonist: time to unleash my secret attack... SUPREME MAGIC: BREATH OF FIRE SUPER GALAXY THUNDERBOLT GETSUGA TENSHOU ARMAGEDDON SLASH!!!!!
Villain: *gets one hit KO'd by named attack*
by spd222 May 10, 2023
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