Mac Attack

A Mac Attack is the art of getting half a dozen or more cups of (free) water from MacDonalds and going into a car at nightime with a group of friends and throwing the cups at unsuspecting people with the objective of it hitting them and soaking them in MacDonalds tap water with perhaps a few ice cubes.

A much cheaper modo-alternative to the traditional egging.
Laurence - Yo Conway you keen to do something tonight?

Conway - What you got planned?

Laurence - A Mac Attack what else

Conway - Count me and the boyz in bro'
by The OG Mac Attacker January 25, 2011
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To succumb to death from complications from pneumonia, in conjunction with an immune system disease called sarcoidosis.
guy 1: Yo, where's Reggi?

guy 2: His sarcoidosis was acting up and he got pneumonia.

guy 1: Oh man, he had a Mac Attack
by Luviticus August 13, 2008
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The sudden and intense craving for a Big Mac from McDonalds.
I'm having a huge Mac Attack right now.
by briren08 November 28, 2010
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n. When a mac user, after a relentless barrage of PC users offending his computer, goes on a violent rampage.
"Did you hear about Jim?"

"No. What happened?"

"He's dead. Tom killed him. It was a Mac Attack. Strangled him with his own fire wire."
by Last Pseudonym Available April 29, 2009
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When you finger bash a persons butthole so hard that they begin to bleed.
Connor James: How did last night go?
Brody Nostril: Not good, I gave him the a Mac Attack, poor bloke couldn’t walk the next day.
by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022
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Named after the infamous Macker, the Mac Attack is used to refer to a situation of erectile disfunction. Normally used when present with a member of the opposite sex.
Boy: 'Oh no!'
Girl: 'What's wrong?!'
Boy: 'Give me a moment i've just had a Mac Attack!'
by El Shrimpy January 30, 2009
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The sudden urge for Apple products. Extreme jealousy of people who have the Apple products you desire.
Mary: Have you been to the new Apple store?
Molly: Yeah. It gave me some serious Mac Attacks. I wanted everything in there! I was so jealous.
by dum2u November 26, 2009
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