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Atomic Wank

The act of masturbating while screaming at the top of ones lungs. Usually, but not always, performed when one is alone at their place of residence, to achieve enhanced gratification or simply because they can.

The Atomic Wank is related to the Danger Wank due to it's nature, but carries less risk of discovery and the resulting awkwardness.
Man1: So...got the house all to myself tonight.
Man2: Got any plans?
Man1: Probably watch some porn and have an Atomic Wank.
Man2: What about the neighbors?

Man1: Fuck 'em.
by Xet47 April 22, 2011
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