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Shit-astrophe

The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.
"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."
Shit-astrophe by The Bergmann March 2, 2010

astrolopithicus 

An early form of monkey found in eastern Africa 4 million years ago
Wow thats a skeleton of an astrolopithicus
astrolopithicus by OANTHROPOS March 28, 2017

astropologist

Astropologists are known for defending the actions of the professional MLB team named the Houston Astros. This team cheated its way to a World Series in 2017 using live video feed to steal signs and relay them to the hitter by banging a trash can in their dugout. They bizarrely did not face punishment from the chickenshit weak commissioner of baseball Rob Manfred.
What do you mean stealing signs illegally so the batter knows what pitch is coming didn’t provide an advantage? You’re just an astropologist

Astrophotographer 

A person who spends way too much money on a piece of glass inside of a tube, then gets easily depressed by a number being slightly different from what they want, leading said person to spend even more money, going into a bigger and bigger hole.
" Hey, your brother's an astrophotographer? " - Person 1
" Yeah, he is. " - Person 2
" God, I'm so sorry for your loss. You must be devastated. " - Person 1

astropot 

yo this g 13 is tight yo astropot
astropot by potsmoker July 28, 2006

astrospect 

contemplation of the past; a survey of past time, events, etc. All encompassing, e.g a superlative form of 'retrospect' as its powers supercede all aspects of time and space
'In astrospect, getting hammered last night was one of the best decisions i have ever made.'
astrospect by rayray22 October 9, 2006