by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
An insult reserved only for emergencies where the situation calls for an insult that will cause her to incinerate the earth upon hearing it. Used primarily to insult a girl when she won't stop farting in her sleep.
Girlfreind-pppphhhfffftttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
You- stop farting in your sleep you cum guzzeling asteroid cunt!!!!!!
You- stop farting in your sleep you cum guzzeling asteroid cunt!!!!!!
by Fedex1220 March 10, 2016
When humans exhibit behavior that makes you lose all faith in humanity to the point that you would like for an asteroid to impact Earth and end Human existence.
Bill: Did you hear about that 18 year old in Canada who died in a gender transition surgery? Those Doctors should be thrown in jail for mutilating that person!
Ted: Bring The Asteroid.
Ted: Bring The Asteroid.
by DostoevskysBeard April 25, 2023
When a girl opens up her vagina and tells you to enter herr galaxy and you’re such a nerd you’re about to bust a nut then you get courage, stick it in and explode sperm immediately. Then she says “Welcome to my Univadge”
by Sunshower NC November 23, 2022
When a man has leftover, hardened balls of shit on his cock after the previous night and fucks his girl without showering
by Sunshower NC November 23, 2022
In the morning my friend woke up and said what smells like poop. we all laughed and said asteroid carpet.
by ZaneD February 5, 2012
a bathroom game where the participant ( usually a gentleman) will try to blast a piece of feces into a million pieces with his urine stream; akin to the classic video game of the same name
Some one didn't flush their poop at work today so i had a rousing game of asteroids on 15 minute break
by ninja guitar September 18, 2014