Search
Home page
Browse
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
#
new
Store
Blog
Advertise
Add a definition
User settings
Browse
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
#
new
Store
Blog
Advertise
Search
1 definition by
ZaneD
Asteroid Carpet
The act of
sliding
ones
asshole up
and down somes nose as if it were a
credit card
.
In the morning
my friend
woke up
and said what smells like poop. we all laughed and said
asteroid carpet
.
by
ZaneD
February 5, 2012
Flag
Get the
Asteroid Carpet
mug.