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asshole nation by Calciteisme April 9, 2017
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National Asshole Day
Occurs annually every February 27th. This is a day to remember assholes who have come and gone in your life. Whether you encountered them in traffic or they stayed in your life for a longer period, possibly an asshole disguised as a non-asshole, this is the day we remind ourselves who the assholes are, and remember to avoid them at all costs.
"Hey asshole, just because this day celebrates you, doesn't mean you can cut me off in traffic!"
"Hey look, after not telling me he had a girlfriend and trying to get me, asshole broke up with his girlfriend and now decided to try to get with me. No way. He's an asshole; we remembered him on National Asshole Day."
"Hey look, after not telling me he had a girlfriend and trying to get me, asshole broke up with his girlfriend and now decided to try to get with me. No way. He's an asshole; we remembered him on National Asshole Day."
National Asshole Day by lady radio gaga February 26, 2010
National Grumpy Asshole Day
Every June 1st is National Grumpy Asshole Day. Make sure to appreciate any grumpy asshole’s you know.
“Hey, it’s June 1st, you know what that means...”
“Ugh”
“It’s National Grumpy Asshole Day! Happy grumpy asshole day!”
“shut up”
“Ugh”
“It’s National Grumpy Asshole Day! Happy grumpy asshole day!”
“shut up”
National Grumpy Asshole Day by mwah_fishytits November 21, 2020
National Disabled Asshole Day
National Disabled Asshole Day (N.D.A.D) is a day where you and your best friends suck each others dicks until the sperm starts leaking out of your nose or eyes and or until you pass out.
National Disabled Asshole Day by Retardist February 12, 2021
National Be An Asshole To Miranda Day
Alex: " Why are you so mean to Miranda?"
Greg: " Because everyday is 'National Be An Asshole To Miranda Day'"
Greg: " Because everyday is 'National Be An Asshole To Miranda Day'"
National Be An Asshole To Miranda Day by Greg Philipeno August 2, 2011
National Send an Ass/Asshole day
March 30th the National Send an Ass/Asshole photo/video day! But to be honest, it could be everyday. come on!
!!! REMEMBER IT HAS TO BE CONSENSUAL !!!
!!! REMEMBER IT HAS TO BE CONSENSUAL !!!
National Send an Ass/Asshole day by PepeTheGreatoMe3 March 29, 2024