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Runner Runner Up The Ass 

To fail at a task or game at the last moment on a consistent basis. Usually but not always through no fault of their own.
Every hand of poker I play I get Runner Runner Up The Ass. I'm never going to win.
A gay male who is the "top" in anal sex.
My boyfriend is a total assgunner, my ass is always sore.
assgunner by Tocs "assmuncher" Fenn September 26, 2004
Pilot: We have a bogey on our six!
Co-Pilot: Don't worry, the assgunner's got 'em.
assgunner by MechaMonkey September 28, 2004

assrunner 

A player in an wordFPS game who performs wordassrunning (killing enemies from behind, running after their ass). Play this way and you will be entitled by other playmates on the server as a stinking lamer.
OMFG we have an assrunner here. Kickvote him!
assrunner by Clockmaster June 5, 2003

asstunner 

One who tunes the anus with his cock or other thing toy, fist etc
My anus felt all out of wack, So my buddy ted asstunnered me.
asstunner by J.DIZZLE'Z January 9, 2008
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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