ass pennies 

Origin: Upright Citizens Brigade ucb skit-term

Meaning: Used to describe pennies that are inserted into one's ass en masse and then distributed among the world in order to maintain the upper hand in negotiations.

You think you're better than me? You've handled my ass pennies.

ass pennies by Eberon May 24, 2004

ass pennies 

1. When you stick a penny in your ass so that through the circulation of money, random people in society will have been in you ass. See also pooh-dollar.

1. I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

2. Don't touch that, i think it is one of Micah's ass pennies.

ass pennies by yo mamma May 13, 2005

Ass pennies 

Pennies that you shove up your ass.
They normally smell like ass.
Pennies can be stored in your rectum, can be used for later use.

John: "Hey dude, can I borrow a couple of pennies?"

Ryan: "Sure let me get them from my ass."

John: "Thanks bro, I can always count on you and your ass pennies."

Ass pennies by Ripply-Dickly January 27, 2020

ass pennies 

Pennies that have been stored in ones butt for indeterminite amount of time.

He was surrounded by thugs, Bill knew that he had only one chance...his ass pennies.

ass pennies by Wags June 16, 2003

ass penies 

penies that have been put in ones ass, used to give confidence to the person whos ass the pennies have been in.

"Man, i feel alot better since he has some of my ass penies in his pocket. I mean, i don't have any thing in my pocket thats been put into his ass."

ass penies by bone thug March 2, 2003

asspennies 

Noun, Pennies of US currency that have been in the rectum of someone voluntarily placing them there, and then returning the soiled pennies back into active circulation. Very anarchist/chaotic, but uncivil and immature.

"Jerry just paid that lady at the gas station with 2 of his asspennies.

asspennies by TSquent January 15, 2008