ass nugget

clump of golden corn in your shit

yesterday i shit a ass nugget and it hurt coming out

by yetti March 21, 2003

Ass Nuggets

Poop comprised of small, well-formed pieces, usually 4-10 in number, that are easily expelled and require little toilet paper usage afterwards. Their appearance and consistency is similar to rabbit poop. They are similar to Ass Potatoes, but smaller and more numerous, and they are the "opposite" of Ass Bread.

I have to take a crap, but I'm in a hurry, so I'm hoping for a couple of quick ass potatoes, or at least a handful of ass nuggets. The last thing I need is a bunch of ass bread.

by Andrew June 18, 2006

ass nugget

The sole aim of the life of an ass pirate is the acquisition of these valuable, golden nuggets produced only in the nether regions of airline executives.

As the multi-million dollar bail out of the top airlines passed, the halls of Congress were an ass pirate's heaven... ass nuggets were to be had by all.

by Drew Bryden April 29, 2003

ass nugget

the shit thats stuck in your ass that you just cant get out.

I was sitting on the toilet for a long time because I had an ass nugget

by Lazy Minded October 31, 2007

Ass Nugget

an Ass Nugget is just a relatable term used for idiotic people whom you hate a lot, generally used for someone who annoys you on a general basis.

Person 1: You're Such An Ass Nugget
Person 2: You're Really Rude

by m._dawg_.m November 1, 2019

ass nugget

When the waitress stick a chicken nugget up his/her ass then gives it to you.

Dude the other day i went to Snow White Drive Inn and i saw the waitress give me an ass nugget.

by Calipuff420 March 15, 2011

ass nuggets

small bits of poopie that get stuck to your ass (or its hair) when you don't wipe correctly.

Your mom tossed my salad last night and she found ass nuggets. She ate that shit!"

by JtothaC March 30, 2005