ass monkeys 

A gay guy who got aids from anal.
comes from the fact that aids started out from people eating monkeys infected with aids. After which some aids infected people would fuck other gay guys.

dude bob over there has ass monkeys.

get yourself tested first I dont wanto end up with ass monkeys

ass monkeys by marshaofmaine12345 February 7, 2008

ass monkeys 

when you're surprised

'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'

ass monkeys by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018

Flaming Ass Monkeys 

Used in refrence to the annoying pieces of human waste that you get lodged or stuck to you after eating spicy food and then having an attack of the backdoor trots which then these pieces of waste burn and annoy you to no end.

Ex...Male 1: Oh fuck dude I have the worst flaming ass monkeys from that taco place ever.
Male 2: I know that sucks so bad.

Flaming Ass Monkeys by Kayleb August 20, 2005

monkeys ass 

a circular bald spot on the top back part of mans head. similar to a monkeys ass "bald with hair around it".

dam that dude need to put a hat on. walking around with a monkeys ass on his head.

monkeys ass by bebbbbbbmmMbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb September 4, 2017

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse 

expression used when someone gives a pitiful excuse for thier actions. Smell what I'm cooking?

The rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse

the rock wipes a monkeys' ass with that excuse by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

Son of a Monkeys Ass 

Another slang way to say "son of a gun" or "son of a bitch".
In most way, you'd be mad, or 'pissed' at something.
Also works as insults: "shut up you son of a monkeys ass"

Counterexample:
"Ah son of a bitch, theres a test today!"

Example:
"son of a monkeys ass, i forgot my essay!"

Son of a Monkeys Ass by Elliott.D July 6, 2009

don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it

it's when you don't give a single fuck about what people tell you

' the black community doesn't claim you'
' I don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it'

don't give a whoop monkeys ass about it by idgawmabi January 14, 2020