ass nugget

clump of golden corn in your shit

yesterday i shit a ass nugget and it hurt coming out

by yetti March 21, 2003

ass nugget

The sole aim of the life of an ass pirate is the acquisition of these valuable, golden nuggets produced only in the nether regions of airline executives.

As the multi-million dollar bail out of the top airlines passed, the halls of Congress were an ass pirate's heaven... ass nuggets were to be had by all.

by Drew Bryden April 29, 2003

ass nugget

the shit thats stuck in your ass that you just cant get out.

I was sitting on the toilet for a long time because I had an ass nugget

by Lazy Minded October 31, 2007

Ass Nugget

an Ass Nugget is just a relatable term used for idiotic people whom you hate a lot, generally used for someone who annoys you on a general basis.

Person 1: You're Such An Ass Nugget
Person 2: You're Really Rude

by m._dawg_.m November 1, 2019

ass nugget

When the waitress stick a chicken nugget up his/her ass then gives it to you.

Dude the other day i went to Snow White Drive Inn and i saw the waitress give me an ass nugget.

by Calipuff420 March 15, 2011

Ass nugget

A person who plays with your emotions and is unloyal. Also a huge snake.

Person 1: Did you hear about that asshole Ryan Nisbet?
Person 2: Yes! He cheated on my friend.
Person 1: He's such an ass nugget!
Person 2: Agreed!

by Fav 💓💓 February 21, 2017

Ass nugget

The little pebbles of shit you find in between your butt after you don't wipe.

I found another ass nugget, I really need to start wiping.

by Copper Tip February 8, 2019