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ass ninja 

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One who engages in anal sex so quickly and stealthily that the other person is unaware that it has occured.
Bobby was in and out in 9 seconds. He is a true ass ninja.
ass ninja by FAH Q 2 January 20, 2006
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ass ninja 

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ninja's that spontaniously spawn from ones ass.
'Goddam, i had a bit of trouble with some ass ninja's this morning.'
ass ninja by Prycey September 9, 2003
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ass ninja 

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A mythical being who exists to give people wedgies. As with the Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, the Ass Ninja visits all the little boys and girls in order to bunch their underwear at the worst possible times.
"Dude I totally just got visited by the Ass Ninja! Cover me while I pick my underwear out of my butt."
ass ninja by Dark_Angel August 25, 2012
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Ass Ninja 

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a practitioner of the ancient art of ninjitsu, who happens to enjoy smoking the occasional wiener.
The guy that lives accross the hall from me is an ass ninja
Ass Ninja by Dusitn for Pres in 96 April 24, 2005
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ass ninja 

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gay guy who likes anal
ass ninja by Jesus June 6, 2003
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ass-ninja 

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A ninja warrior who, quite literally, kicks ass. They aim straight for the buttocks and pummel mercilessly. See also: 'munkfuck
"Man, we got so raped by those ass-ninjas!"
ass-ninja by Snnnnickerdoodle January 29, 2007
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bird ass ninja

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a sensitive asian guy, an asian guy who likes birds
Leon is a real bird ass ninja, he gets upset when he is not svelte.

Leon likes birds, so he must be a bird ass ninja.
bird ass ninja by DrJK December 21, 2010
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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