When you shart, and and the blood from your cancer and/or rectal infection turns the poopy soup into a tomato flavored red paste, like ketchup.
Origin: While playing I was playing Pokemon (cause I'm a beast), my brother tried to say "Ash Ketcham," but failed like a woman. Naturally we made it into a word.
Origin: While playing I was playing Pokemon (cause I'm a beast), my brother tried to say "Ash Ketcham," but failed like a woman. Naturally we made it into a word.
Chaz- *farts nastily with much gusto* "Aww man, I think I just made ass ketchup... Darn cancer/taco bell."
Bob- "Ever since Todd developed that digestive disorder, the only thing he has had on his burgers is ass ketchup."
Richard- "My name is long for dick."
Bob- "Ever since Todd developed that digestive disorder, the only thing he has had on his burgers is ass ketchup."
Richard- "My name is long for dick."
by PicnicTimeMotherFUCKER May 20, 2010
Ron: I gave it to lucy so hard last night she started to bleed out her butthole.
Tom: What did you do?
Ron: I licked it up. I love Ass Ketchup its sooooooo kinky.
Tom: Wow you are weird.
Tom: What did you do?
Ron: I licked it up. I love Ass Ketchup its sooooooo kinky.
Tom: Wow you are weird.
by RedWhiteAndDead February 05, 2008
by RENNYFACE July 30, 2010
by SonicCroissant April 09, 2016
When Ya Start bleeding out Ya Anus like a Period but opposite. Not to be confused with Ash Ketcham and Period.
by ThatGuyThatDoesntKnowWatHeDoin December 18, 2016
mispronunciation of the star of pokemon used in a humorous way to make fun of people who like pokemon
shut the fuck up ass ketchup
by peelshere January 12, 2011
Guy 1: “I don’t know man, I don’t think I’ll like it. I’ll just get McDonald’s or something.”
Guy 2: “Bruh, stop being a ketchup ass nigga! You ain’t gonna die!”
Guy 2: “Bruh, stop being a ketchup ass nigga! You ain’t gonna die!”
by WeeBeeBuckets December 26, 2021