ass gun

When one inserts their finger into their ass then aims the finger and blows on it towards an unsuspecting victim. This can also be done with a very filthy belly button.

Shaun just got back from the gym and gave nancy an vicious ass gun.

by Figueiredo August 28, 2007

long ass gun

The gun "allegedly" used by rapper Gun Rack in the show Key & Peele to kill Darnell Simmons.

"Shot up Darnell with a long ass gun and tossed it into the aquarium."

by MrBro-iden October 23, 2015

Ass Machine Gun

A bombardment of explosive farts and shit-projectiles that shoot out of the anus at rapid speeds so fast that if you try to use toilet paper, it will shoot right through it leaving holes with brown rings around it.

-usualy sounds like: "KAck Kack Kack Kack kersplash Kack Kack kack Kack kack"

I was sitting on the toilet and started to freak out as my Ass Machine Gun started annihilating my toilet bowl with the most potent Highpowered shit ive ever smelt in my life.

by JoeyToesy July 25, 2008

assgunner

A gay male who is the "top" in anal sex.

My boyfriend is a total assgunner, my ass is always sore.

by Tocs "assmuncher" Fenn September 26, 2004

assgunner

The tailgunner on a WWII bomber.

Pilot: We have a bogey on our six!
Co-Pilot: Don't worry, the assgunner's got 'em.

by MechaMonkey September 28, 2004

assgun

When you’re taking a shit and a fart at the same time and it sounds like some kind of mini gun is stuck up your ass.

Person #1: what’s that sound?

Person #2: oh it’s just his assgun.

by DonutDemon March 16, 2022