Ass Gas Blasting
A strong rocket like directional fart. Specifically directed at a crowd of people or in most cases a singular person. It may be supersonic and warp the space and time around itself. Due to the supersonic nature, visuals could be witnessed. Smell is guaranteed to kill a small rat but ceiling is unknown. You achieve this feat by drinking an incredibly large amount of sparkling water/soda, Taco Bell, and desire. Point. Aim. Shoot. Bang.
*3 friends hanging out*
Josh: Hey man, did you drop something?
John: No, watch this. I have to get the angle just right. I'm about to give Andy a good ole Ass Gas Blasting.
*ass gas blasting ensues*
Andy: Dude what the hell? My throat is closi-clo-cl-
*Andy goes unconcious*
Josh: Good Ass Gas Blasting dude!
John: Thanks!
Josh: Hey man, did you drop something?
John: No, watch this. I have to get the angle just right. I'm about to give Andy a good ole Ass Gas Blasting.
*ass gas blasting ensues*
Andy: Dude what the hell? My throat is closi-clo-cl-
*Andy goes unconcious*
Josh: Good Ass Gas Blasting dude!
John: Thanks!
Ass Gas Blasting by Degenerat April 16, 2026
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