Ass Blasting

A grossly obnoxious overcharging for a product that is worth severely less that what you are paying for it.

5 bucks for this can of Arizona Ice Tea!! What an Ass Blasting!

by skotobasilio February 4, 2009

Ass Blasting

Aggressively flatulating.

I'm experiencing serious Ass Blasting right now.

by The spagnetti master! June 13, 2016

Ass blasting

When you get massive amounts of diarrhea coming out your anus.

Omg I can't stop pooping I think I'm ass blasting the toilet seat

by Friction_123howdy February 21, 2015

ass blasting

to either absolutly destroy someones anal cavity, or to shoot your goo in there

me - herd about the ass blasting last nite toilet chops
rooney - please not again guys, its not funny anymore
me/word user - shut your cock hole, your quite the anal conisouer
rooney - breaks into song ' how could this happen to meee..'

by don glover October 20, 2008

Ass blasting

Ass blasting (verb), is the act of going up to someone and giving that person something that was coming their way. It could be anything, as long as they had it coming.

"Hey I'm going to be upfront, we're going to have anal sex."
"Are you ass blasting me right now? I've had this romantic night of butt fucking heading my way for days."
"Yeah, and you're welcome."

by Swooby Booby September 8, 2018

Ass blasting

Pretty Simple, when a man shoots a massive skeet during anal intercourse.

"I was ass blasting that bitch last night!"

by CheekyDogz69 August 1, 2018

ass blasting bitchaloid

Something that markiplier said in a video

My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid

by Derpymcsir April 5, 2016