Asleepway

The act of sleeping at one's desk at work while sitting upright in a chair. Usually accompanied by random bobbing of the head as the "worker" falls in and out of sleep.

Question: Hey, did Jeff make it to work today? He was drinking bidis last night and was a complete drunkfunk when he left the bar.

Answer: Yeah, I thought his neck was broken but then I realized he was pulling an asleepway.

Asleepway by ovjaybee September 20, 2011

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Asleepy

Adj. The state between being fully asleep and fully awake; You are just awake enough to register the thought that you are sleepy.

I read your text, but I was asleepy and didn't respond.

The fire alarm went off, but he was so asleepy he decided to just stay in bed and face the consequences.

Asleepy by Carsonr January 25, 2011

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asleepwake

the word Asleepwake is when youre laying down and awake but you feel like you are/should be asleep but you cant fall asleep

"i just had a very long asleepwake nap"

asleepwake by graveleater9000 July 10, 2024

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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