askhole

A university student who wastes class time by asking for answers to questions that only he/she doesn't understand; thus annoying the crap out of his/her classmates.

Dude, I can't believe that we're paying to listen to that askhole all friggin class.

by Cpt.Flint August 26, 2005

askhole

Someone who consistently abuses internet fora and discussion boards to post stupid questions a quick google search could have easily answered. Usually withholds relevant information so that even posters trying to help cannot really solve his problem adequately. Utterly disgraceful and quick to insult anyone who refers him to google or other sources.

As a professional: the living definition of a malpractice case.

Nik (celebrity askhole extraordinaire): Quick, I need to know whether a landlord is allowed to... .

Board (grown impatient): You again? Don't you claim to be an attorney? Have a look into the relevant statute and case law or at least do you goo diligence.

Nik: Fuck you.

by Bianca Aschendorf June 28, 2007

Askholes

A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

"Hey, should I break up with Sherry?"
"Yeah, I haven't seen you smile in two years dude."
*Asks her to marry him instead*
Freakin Askholes!

by Crystizzle February 23, 2012

askhole

Someone who asks too many stupid, pointless,retarted questions.

Joe your a askhole quit asking retarted stuff about Guild Wars.

by Impact_Dark August 6, 2007

askhole

A person who asks for your advice,yet always does the opposite of what you told them.

Friend-"I am so worried, my cat is sick,what do I do?"
You-"Take him/her to the vet to be safe."
Friend-"Nah,I'm just going to wait and see what happens."
You-" If you're not going to take my advice why ask then?"
Friend-"uh I don't know..because I am an askhole?"

by pegmom3 July 10, 2012

askhole

when someone asks you a leading question with the full intention of using it as an avenue to begin mocking you.

Example: A friend of mine attempted to embarrass me in front of some of his friends by asking me "didn't you wear that same T-shirt yesterday"' knowing full well that I have several of the same color. I informed him that this type of act is commonly referred to as an "askhole"

by Joe from Carrollton April 9, 2016

askhole

someone who asks for your opinion and then does whatever they want anyway

My wife asked my opinion about buying a new dress. I told her it was an unnecessary purchase. She preceded to act like an askhole and bought it anyway.

by Orb70 February 20, 2014