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(n.) The most fucked search engine ever. Typing in the word will bring up page upon page of irrelevant crap, all pertaining to the same subject. the search engine is more likely to give you the answers you need. Jeeves has an annoying tendancy to hide the most popular and information-filled results several pages back while giving you fanboy websites and advertisements that merely mention the subject first.
I hate

I shall hit it with my hating stick.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
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3. Las Vegas Punk Rock!
Peccadilloes shows rule.
by James Messina August 11, 2006
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A dumbass man on the internet, you can't get a straight answer from jeeves.
Jeeves-Ask me a question
Me-Where can i find pictures of men in the nude?
Jeeves-The answer is, Carpet right the number one place for carpets.
by GirlSkater February 03, 2004
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A search engine used for looking up information on the internet. Unfortunetly, Jeeves is not as good as Google, you can never get a straight answer out of this balding man that looks fairly sexy in his Halloween costume.
Little Merle: I typed in "Russian Goods and Services" and all I got were mail orded brides. Hmm, that one looks pretty decent, actually...Where is all the real information that real people need?!
Little Alvin: Try Google, it's way better!
by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 07, 2004
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The lamest Search Engine Ever. The commercials tell you that typing in a question will give you an answer.

All it is is a search engine, like Google, and Yahho (Except 6000 times worse) and does NOT give you answers, merely search results.
Me: *types in* Where can I find 10 hour long porn movies? 1st Result A Brief History on movies at the cinema!

Me: Why can't implode? 1st Result 10 HOUR Pr0n DVD'Z 4 DOwnloaDINg LOLZ!!!11

Me: Ah.. I think i'm gonna go use Google now...
by Cloud November 27, 2004
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Jeeves is a sexy balding butler who looks better with no pants on rather than clothed.
Moi: oooh jeeves bend over big boy
(Jeeves bends over)
Moi:*whip crack!!*
Jeeves: IM A BAD BOY!!
by Joanna-Clare May 06, 2004
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To type in a keyword(s) to the web search engine Jeeves is the mascot for the site.
"What does Julie Andrews look like?"
"Why don't you Ask Jeeves?"
by foo_foo October 20, 2007
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