Asian Vision 

Note: This is not racist. I AM Asian.

n. The theory how Asians have wider and thinner eyes, thus limiting their vision, but widening it at the same time. It has been suggested normal eyes can see more than Asians, and this is still under study at the current time.

I can't see it because I have Asian Vision!

I can watch stuff in wide screen because of my Asian Vision!

Asian Vision by Defiant Blob February 10, 2010

asian cool vision 

When you aren't asian but your eyes are squinty like asian eyes, and people call you asian. Also known as ACV

Do you see less with your asian cool vision?

asian cool vision by framponypod December 14, 2010