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ashley cole 

A name used to describe somebody who is only motivated by money. They will throw all their toys out of their pram when they have been caught doing something that they shouldn't have been doing. A cheap man's David Beckham.
Guy 1: Dude, I found out that you porked my missus. I have photographic evidence. I want to put it all in the past though - you are a mate after all.

Guy 2: WTF??!! OMG!! That's so fucking typical of you. How dare you hang me out to dry like this!! I thought you were my friend? I FUCKING HATE YOU. *boo hoo hoo*

Guy 1: Stop being such an Ashley Cole.
ashley cole by teh trevmeistaar September 10, 2006
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Ashley Cole Syndrome (ACS) 

Even though you have an attractive wife, you often have sexual intercourse with less attractive women.
I can't believe Arnie slept with his maid, he has bad Ashley Cole Syndrome (ACS).

Ashley Colebrooke 

Starred as the man behind the tuskan raider outfit in the starwars trilogy.
suffered a back injury during a maraud raid and failed to complete his dream goal of being a tuskan raider in starwars episode two.
reported skulking the streets of wellington, making tuskan raider sounds.
" ohh man, lets go make ashley colebrooke sounds, HOOOOOOOTHOoTOoHTOoTHoOTHoOTT
Ashley Colebrooke by butch March 29, 2005

Ashlee Cole 

A girl that only hangs out with 2 people. A real big bitch that is very ugly and has a lot of style but can loose some weight. Very bitchy to anybody that trys to talk to her. Is not easy and would do anything just to keep he lover from going onto a new girl.
Guy: Hey Ashlee Cole
Ashlee Cole: What nigga, i hate u what do u want?
Guy: Woww ur a big bitch. I hate u!!
Ashlee Cole: Aww why thank u. That is the nicest thing that anybody has said to me <3
Ashlee Cole by Beautiful357 January 8, 2012
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026