ashley cole

A name used to describe somebody who is only motivated by money. They will throw all their toys out of their pram when they have been caught doing something that they shouldn't have been doing. A cheap man's David Beckham.

Guy 1: Dude, I found out that you porked my missus. I have photographic evidence. I want to put it all in the past though - you are a mate after all.

Guy 2: WTF??!! OMG!! That's so fucking typical of you. How dare you hang me out to dry like this!! I thought you were my friend? I FUCKING HATE YOU. *boo hoo hoo*

Guy 1: Stop being such an Ashley Cole.

ashley cole by teh trevmeistaar September 10, 2006

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Ashley Cole Syndrome (ACS)

Even though you have an attractive wife, you often have sexual intercourse with less attractive women.

I can't believe Arnie slept with his maid, he has bad Ashley Cole Syndrome (ACS).

Ashley Cole Syndrome (ACS) by Jay Clarke08 November 10, 2014

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Ashley Colebrooke

Starred as the man behind the tuskan raider outfit in the starwars trilogy.
suffered a back injury during a maraud raid and failed to complete his dream goal of being a tuskan raider in starwars episode two.
reported skulking the streets of wellington, making tuskan raider sounds.

" ohh man, lets go make ashley colebrooke sounds, HOOOOOOOTHOoTOoHTOoTHoOTHoOTT

Ashley Colebrooke by butch March 29, 2005

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Ashlee Cole

A girl that only hangs out with 2 people. A real big bitch that is very ugly and has a lot of style but can loose some weight. Very bitchy to anybody that trys to talk to her. Is not easy and would do anything just to keep he lover from going onto a new girl.

Guy: Hey Ashlee Cole
Ashlee Cole: What nigga, i hate u what do u want?
Guy: Woww ur a big bitch. I hate u!!
Ashlee Cole: Aww why thank u. That is the nicest thing that anybody has said to me <3

Ashlee Cole by Beautiful357 January 8, 2012

church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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