Asexual

Asexuality is the sexual attraction to the letter A.

Joe:omg R/AAAAAAA is making me feel thicc
Bob:wtf. You Asexual

by StrawberryThiccCake December 29, 2020

Asexual

Someone who is simply not sexually attracted to any sex. There are many variations of such sexual orientation, some involving romantic (but with no sexual intercourse) relationships, some utterly disgusted by any romantic or sexual relationships, some that are only attracted to people they have already built a great bond with and so on.
Evolutionarily speaking, most asexuals are what you could define as “Darwinian Errors” or other terms such as that. Normally speaking, there isn’t anything wrong with being asexual, and you should be proud of who you are, no matter what.

Brittany: “Hey, I wanna choke on your cock, Brad....”
Brad:“Sorry Brittany, I’m Asexual, I’m not interested in a sexual relationship, tho if we first got to develop a healthy frien-“
Brittany“HOW DARE YOU YOU WORTHLESS CUNT! I WAS OFFERING MY PRECIOUS ASS TO YOU”
Chad:“Brittany, please live my homie alone, he’s free to be whoever he wants”
Brad:“Thanks bro”
Chad:“You welcome bro”

by Rodolfo Ali July 31, 2020

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Not some weird gender thing, an organism that is asexual can reproduce with itself without needing a sexual partner. The offspring will have the same genetic information at the original, and some examples of asexual organisms are bacteria, which reproduce through mitosis, and strawberries, which reproduce through branching.

Person 1: I’m asexual!
*Person one splits into two identical copies through mitosis*

by Beteehhsh November 5, 2019

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