As If You Do
Jayd: omg wayne just got back with that mong!
Kayleigh: i knoo, as if you do man..what an idiot.
Jayd: aha yeahh
Kayleigh: i knoo, as if you do man..what an idiot.
Jayd: aha yeahh
As If You Do by Jayleigh February 2, 2008
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