arking 

To yell or get angry at someone or about something.
Prounced "harking".

"I'll be harking if that muh-fucka steps up in here!"

arking by Diego July 7, 2003

Arking 

The act of loosing yourself for hours on end to the ARK: Survival Mode video game world. May lead to gross increase in social awkwardness or reduction in personal grooming. Could also drive women insane as they lay in bed next to you naked wondering why the hell you're not screwing

Mary: Hey how did it go over at Marcos' house last night?
Nina: You know would have been great if he wasn't Arking all night and never noticed my existence.

John: Bro did you watch the game last night?
Marcos: Nah man, too busy Arking, I even forgot to shower. But I rode a T-Rex!

Arking by brazileira444 June 27, 2016

Arking 

The act of loosing yourself for hours on end to the ARK: Survival Mode video game world. May lead to gross increase in social awkwardness or reduction in personal grooming. Could also drive women insane as they lay in bed next to you naked wondering why the hell you're not screwing

Mary: Hey how did it go over at Marcos' house last night?
Nina: You know would have been great if he wasn't Arking all night and never noticed my existence.

John: Bro did you watch the game last night?
Marcos: Nah man, too busy Arking, I even forgot to shower. But I rode a T-Rex!

Arking by brazileira444 June 27, 2016

Arking 

Arking is a term in which you create something awful. People who “Ark” are usually simps or pedos.

Guys I’m Arking a Minecraft Server!!!

Arking by Pforpunch March 5, 2020

arking butt loads 

An advanced masturbation technique. One must be positioned high on the back and feet in the air. When brought to orgasm aim the ejaculate up and over in to the anus. Mainly performed by men but not limited to men. Also commonly known as arking.

I'm getting good at arking butt loads, not a drop of jizz on my cheeks.

arking butt loads by Dirtpeddler July 15, 2014

Noah's arking 

Shitting in the shower and watching in go with the flood

He shit in the shower and watched it go with the flood, he was noah's arking

Noah's arking by Maverick_007 January 6, 2022

asking for a friend 

Someone uses this phrase while asking a question. They claim to be asking for a friend, when they are in fact asking for themselves.

"Are narwhals real? Asking for a friend."

asking for a friend by Ash1355 November 3, 2015