Aristejas

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Fucking asshole. They never there for you, can be annoying, but they cute. Never trust a guy naned Aristejas 'cuz he's not a trustworthy man. Tall, cute, fun but doesn't deserve any women.

- omg look at that guy!
-ew, no. His name is Aristejas. He might be cute and all, but he's not worth it.

Aristejas by Babyyidasfather November 21, 2021

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Aristea

A term to describe a hot and cute woman. She's made of hell and definitely would kill for her loved ones. She really loves food and has that ride or die vibe. She only reveals her cute side to people who are worth it. She's a bit crazy but she's really worth every minute you talk to her. She's bomb asf and every guy wish they had her. She can either make you melt or get hard with one look.

I wish Aristea would call me daddy
Damn she's really cute

Aristea by May 98 August 24, 2020

Related Words

Aristejas • aristea • Aristasia • Aristedes • Aristeia • Aristela • austeja sakavaicute

aristea

a word used to describe perfection and ultimate coolness.

No wonder Aristea is doing so well, she is so cool!

aristea by my real name is me July 27, 2010

Aristea

aristea so good and beautiful... Also so damn hot and sexy....she looks crazy but when she get hot you will moan her name loud...so watch out...many guys want her, but she will love one....

Aristea the word of sexines and hotness.. Be careful....

Aristea by May 98 January 5, 2018

Aristasia

a mythical world where there are no Men. The two sexes are blondes and brunettes. It is a gentle, innocent and civilized world.

yea, this is not Aristasia, there are plenty of rude guys in here!

Aristasia by gatoAlfa May 6, 2004

aristasia

also known as "Arie"
a unique, exotic , and affectionate girl. nobody does anything like she does. she can be very loud and very dramatic, yet sometimes (usually rare) shy and quiet. you can usually tell when something up, but you can trust her. she will love you like nobody else and she can be as caring and nurturing as a mother. she is a force to be reckoned with, and hell could break loose. never get her angry. she lives on affection, hugs, and anything romantic or cute . she can be sensitive and emotional, and isn't afraid to express the way she feels.
physicality wise. beautiful curves .

overall..she is an incredibly beautiful person. you will never find anyone like her. keep her close, she is amazing.

damn.. that aristasia girl. ive never met anyone like her.

aristasia by BABABLACKSHEEP March 11, 2013

Aristedes

A St. Christopher's Student with a heart of gold. He is one of THE MOST UNDERSTANDING GUYS on earth. Although some believe him to be stalking his first true love, Sarah*, He isn't and she STILL LOVES HIM TOO! However Aristedes, or as most know him Ari is currently single while Sarah gets her life in order so she can get into a good college.

*indicates name change for personal safety

Sarah: Ari I Love You but I got to get into college
Ari: No problem I totally understand, you just tell me when you have your life in order. *winks*

Aristedes by Satan's Chaos January 26, 2005

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026