Argoniphile

1. One who loves everything about the Argonians (Anthropomorphic Lizard People) of The Elder Scrolls video game series and probably loves other scaly creatures outside of the game as well.
2. One who is sexually attracted to the Argonians of The Elder Scrolls video game series to a extreme degree.

1. Damn those Dunmer bastards. Argonians are the master race! Argoniphile for life!
2. The Lusty Argonian Maid is my favorite book in TES so that makes me an Argoniphile

Argoniphile by The Original Argoniphile June 5, 2018

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argophile

A highly productive but lethargic person. Someone ironically capable of quickly completing work even though s/he generally dislikes doing them in the first place.

"Sean's been complaining about this job for years. I barely see him work and yet he still gets paid in full!? Why haven't we fired him yet?"
"He's an argophile; he never missed a deadline, he hasn't hurt the company, and that works for me."

argophile by JMcdo November 27, 2021

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argophile

a person who does not like to work; one who prefers idleness to work.

Argophiles can never succeed in life.

argophile by uttam maharjan August 19, 2012

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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