A sexy girl who thinks perverted thoughts but actually is a prude. She has big boobs but a small booty. She is desired by many men, and has a great sense of style. She's a good friend who you can never get tired of and can say anything to. She's very loyal to her friends but doesn't put up with people walking all over her, and she says exactly what she thinks. She has some lazy tendencies and will hate anyone who makes her walk too far. She's the type of person you will want to keep in your life forever.
Tommy: Did you see Arabelly sitting on her porch?
Chris: Yeah, that's one fine piece of ass.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"