Aqqads are elite at not giving two shits. They are messi and ibrahimovic if they had a baby. But they always seem to be there for you. Get you a Aqqad.
He kicked the ball straight into my nuts and left. Such a Aqqad
When you shit in the water. It's not a very pleasant experience. You can't wipe your ass after an aquadeuce because the toilet paper will get soggy. This is a last resort for sailors. You don't aquadeuce unless the bathroom is broken in your boat.
The act of performing a bowel movement in any body of water, under complete anal submersion. Can also be used as a noun to describe product of said bowel movement. Best done downstream.
Timmy roundedthe riverbend, preceded by a floating turd. "Dude, where have you been?" I asked him. "There were no bathrooms. Had to pull an aquadump."
A rude, obnoxious boy, who believes every girl is after him although he has been able to grab a few girls attentions he fails to stay loyal and continues to destroy and break hearts he often has many friends but is a very lonely person at heart he has a high sex drive although he has a a very small package.