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Aquadeuce 

When you shit in the water. It's not a very pleasant experience. You can't wipe your ass after an aquadeuce because the toilet paper will get soggy. This is a last resort for sailors. You don't aquadeuce unless the bathroom is broken in your boat.
I have to aquadeuce

That aquadeuce was not fun
Aquadeuce by Aquadeuces August 15, 2016
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aquadome 

the act of getting blown under water similar to roaddome
guy: you see that girl giving that guy some rediculous aquadome in the inflatable pool
aquadome by domeminator July 6, 2010
The act of performing a bowel movement in any body of water, under complete anal submersion. Can also be used as a noun to describe product of said bowel movement. Best done downstream.
Timmy rounded the river bend, preceded by a floating turd. "Dude, where have you been?" I asked him. "There were no bathrooms. Had to pull an aquadump."
Aquadump by Deeeez Nutts July 5, 2007

Aquadodo 

Lil timmy had a close encounter with an aquadodo
Aquadodo by joey November 7, 2004

aquadextrous 

The ability to be able to turn bath taps on and off with both feet.
hot with the left foot, cold with the right
aquadextrous by xTheDarkx December 22, 2004
A rude, obnoxious boy, who believes every girl is after him although he has been able to grab a few girls attentions he fails to stay loyal and continues to destroy and break hearts he often has many friends but is a very lonely person at heart he has a high sex drive although he has a a very small package.
Her: I really like Aquade yano

Her friend: I think your the only one who does

Her: Why ? What’s wrong with him

Her friend: He’s got a bigger ego than his package mate
AQUADE by Ceclila2890 December 10, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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