April 17th

April 17th all men can receive one free blowjob

It’s April 17th I need to go get my free blowjob!

by Dirtman567 April 17, 2021

April 17th

National get laid day if its ur birthday you have to get laid or your a bitch

Mommm it’s national get laid day April 17th
Okay son let me fuck you real quick

by Big_Daddy42069 October 27, 2019

April 17th

National shut the fuck up bitch day!

Mia: talking too much

Mazzy: mia, it’s April 17th

Mia: oh shit

by daddy.chill November 15, 2019

April 17th

National boyfriend day. The significant other puts some sappy ass shit on social media (specifically instagram) showing how “great and wonderful” their relationship is when they really ain’t about shit.

Fuck. It’s April 17th. Time to delete my instagram.

by mcnuggetdestroyer May 27, 2018

April 17th

national max day. people named max have to marry whoever sends them a screenshot to them even if they are fruity.

max: what day is it
me:April 17th, we getting married

by mommy dom fetish April 17, 2021

April 17th

International blowjobs day

Hey honey it’s April 17th feel free to get on your knees :)

by Tom joblues April 16, 2021

April 17th

The day the mustang was born in 1964.5

On April 17th 1964 the mustang was built.

by Snvert97 March 31, 2019