April 13 is the date when Homestuck was created and put up on the internet by Andrew Hussie No it isn't National Sexual
day or National grab an ass day, no
fucking world leader is going to announce that shit, and for sure no
fucking authority figure is going to be like, "Oh yeah, even though she didn't like you touching her ass, I'll allow it because its National grab an ass day" so stop with the sexual harassment shit.
However, unlike this bullshit, Homestuck is celebrated by a bunch of weebs and nerds who read it. There have been 10 whole years celebrated since Homestuck was up. It is also the characters John Egbert and
Jane Crocker's birthdays. This years
April 13th was a bit big, leaking into other people's life.
16 year old sex offender:Hey, have you heard, its
April 13th today.
Homestuck: Yeah, its
John Egberts
birthday today. That's why I also want to buy grey face paint.
16 year old sex offender: Who's that, I thought it was grab an ass day and finger someone day, so that's why last year I grabbed that 13 year olds ass and finger my girlfriend while she slept.
Homestuck: You need mental help.