by tohkeyo January 9, 2015
by BledByTheDevil April 9, 2014
A Fombie Apocalypse is the imaginary Zombie Apocalypse in which air-soft weapons have the potential to kill a zombie.
by Ardieman April 10, 2011
The one thing mankind has feared for eternity
The one thing that has happened before, only to be covered up by our government
Grab a shotgun, machete, backpack, and family
It's gonna be a bumpy ride
The one thing that has happened before, only to be covered up by our government
Grab a shotgun, machete, backpack, and family
It's gonna be a bumpy ride
The Center for Disease Control has issued an emergency evacuation for the town of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- Due to an unknown virus. Between the hours of 06:00 to 20:00 emergency vehicular transports shall be issued to evacuate the residents of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- We warn any readers: DO NOT COME IN CONTACT WITH THE INFECTED FOR ANY REASON. Each infected individual so far has apparently ceased living, only to return to life with a berserk-like attitude. No additional information has been given to us about this "Zombie Apocalypse." However, we do possess the knowledge that these creatures are extremely deadly. DO NOT attempt to run away. In the meantime, residents of -LINCOLN, NEBRASKA- should barricade themselves in their homes and wait for official instructions. Once infected, any persons bitten or somehow induced to succumb to the virus are to be considered EXTREMELY DEADLY and should be killed or quarantined AT ONCE. We have received word that the best way to "kill" the undead is to destroy the head or remove it completely. However, NOBODY should attempt to rebel against the creatures unless in an EMERGENCY SITUATION. Once dead, the bodies are to be burned to ensure that the virus is stopped from spreading to other cities or even states. This is a warning from the CDC.
by thekid9100 November 6, 2010
lesbian apocalypse: Lesbian Apocalyse is taking over my FYP!
I’m a lesbian so I’m going to participate in the Lesbian Apocalyse
I’m a lesbian so I’m going to participate in the Lesbian Apocalyse
by ian is gay June 3, 2022
A slightly crappy thing that happens to you that makes your day just a bit worse, but signifies a downward spiral to the end of the world.
Person 1: I've had a crappy day. I stubbed my toe, I dropped my ice cream cone and my cat puked on my bed!
Person 2: Piecemeal Apocalypse!
Person 2: Piecemeal Apocalypse!
by NikkiDale December 30, 2017
Freedom by Apocalypse, or an FBA person is a type of person who sees or creates the idea of freedom and happiness in an Apocalyptic world. (If surviving the first blow to create that Apocalyptic world such as nuclear warfare, meteors, plague etc.)
The Freedom by Apocalypse (aka FBA) kids keep talking about how if a nuke went oƒf and killed a bunch of us off , then the survivors of the nuke blast would be free to do whatever they wanted, and i gotta admit, free cars and clothes we will have if we survive? Im in!!!!!
by I like saying things June 30, 2017