Apex High School

Apex High School, otherwise known as the "Hermits of Wake County," is a school full of pretentious pricks with little to no academic or athletic credentials or achievements to their name. They seem to always have a lot to say about other high schools, which makes sense considering they don't actually have a building they call their own. They've had 3 different school buildings in the last 4 years, highlighting the fact that everywhere they go becomes an undeniable shithole. Most sane, rational people will find themselves wondering, "when am I going to hear another fucked-up story about those shitheads?"

"Hey, you did you hear about Apex High School?"
"No. What gay-ass fucked-up shit-filled drama do they have going on these days?"

Apex High School by RealFacts&Shit March 4, 2019

Apex High School

Boring but better than Apex fuckshit High school. There’s a lot of hot dudes and ladies too ;)

gay boy: Omg apex high school is so boring

Other gay boy: at least it’s better than friendship

Apex High School by suckmyweeweelol November 18, 2018

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Apex High School

Apex High is a very chill and relaxed place. All of the crazy strange people have gone off to apex friendship, leaving only the best of the best at apex. Apex is home of the cougar crazies, and a great lax team. The guys are hot, and the girls are too. Come to apex for a good time

I want to go to Apex High school.

Apex High School by downybih October 17, 2017

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Apex Friendship High School

Apex Friendship High is known as the "gayest" high school in Wake County, Apex, North Carolina. This school is known for it's horrible sports program in which they win absolutely nothing. Even the students hate going there . Pretty much everyone knows it as the "sloppy seconds" of Apex high school. Majority of the kids who go to Apex Friendship are wanna-be preps and majority of these kids are ass at sports. Kids that go to apex friendship have very high ego's in which they believe their high school will get better when in fact it's not. Look at the name "apex FRIENDSHIP high school" everybody knows that this school is wack and there's nothing else to it. Also the boys are usually douche bag queers who think they're the shit. But the girls think they're cute when majority have slept with many other dudes even before becoming a freshman. Apex Friendship overall is an ass school and they're the worst in Wake County, NC and they will never get better.

RIP PATRIOTS

Katie: What high school do you go to Jack
Jack: Uh.... I don't know
Katie: I thought you went to Apex Friendship
Jack: Uh..... Yeah kinda I think
Katie: Why'd you lie
Jack: Because Apex Friendship High School is gay as hell, I don't claim it

Apex Friendship High School by your local neighborhood prep January 17, 2017

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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