Apex High School

Apex High School, otherwise known as the "Hermits of Wake County," is a school full of pretentious pricks with little to no academic or athletic credentials or achievements to their name. They seem to always have a lot to say about other high schools, which makes sense considering they don't actually have a building they call their own. They've had 3 different school buildings in the last 4 years, highlighting the fact that everywhere they go becomes an undeniable shithole. Most sane, rational people will find themselves wondering, "when am I going to hear another fucked-up story about those shitheads?"

"Hey, you did you hear about Apex High School?"
"No. What gay-ass fucked-up shit-filled drama do they have going on these days?"

Apex High School by RealFacts&Shit March 4, 2019

Apex High School

Boring but better than Apex fuckshit High school. There’s a lot of hot dudes and ladies too ;)

gay boy: Omg apex high school is so boring

Other gay boy: at least it’s better than friendship

Apex High School by suckmyweeweelol November 18, 2018

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Apex High School

Apex High is a very chill and relaxed place. All of the crazy strange people have gone off to apex friendship, leaving only the best of the best at apex. Apex is home of the cougar crazies, and a great lax team. The guys are hot, and the girls are too. Come to apex for a good time

I want to go to Apex High school.

Apex High School by downybih October 17, 2017

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Apex Friendship High School

Apex Friendship High is known as the "gayest" high school in Wake County, Apex, North Carolina. This school is known for it's horrible sports program in which they win absolutely nothing. Even the students hate going there . Pretty much everyone knows it as the "sloppy seconds" of Apex high school. Majority of the kids who go to Apex Friendship are wanna-be preps and majority of these kids are ass at sports. Kids that go to apex friendship have very high ego's in which they believe their high school will get better when in fact it's not. Look at the name "apex FRIENDSHIP high school" everybody knows that this school is wack and there's nothing else to it. Also the boys are usually douche bag queers who think they're the shit. But the girls think they're cute when majority have slept with many other dudes even before becoming a freshman. Apex Friendship overall is an ass school and they're the worst in Wake County, NC and they will never get better.

RIP PATRIOTS

Katie: What high school do you go to Jack
Jack: Uh.... I don't know
Katie: I thought you went to Apex Friendship
Jack: Uh..... Yeah kinda I think
Katie: Why'd you lie
Jack: Because Apex Friendship High School is gay as hell, I don't claim it

Apex Friendship High School by your local neighborhood prep January 17, 2017

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of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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