apache attack helicopter 

A large metal contraption that people seem to sexually identify as.

"what do you sexually identify as?"
"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter, the fek else you want?"

apache attack helicopter by Nikachu14 December 9, 2016

Apache Attack Helicopter 

The most well known sexual identity of them all, just more secretly so than male and female.

You see that one of there? They identify sexually as an Apache Attack Helicopter

Apache Attack Helicopter by Flappy The Clown April 12, 2017

Apache Attack Helicopter 

Cumming whilst doing a dick helicopter

When he said he sexually identified as an attack helicopter, it was funny, but when he Apache Attack Helicoptered last night, it made a real mess.

Apache Attack Helicopter by Dtreeman May 12, 2018

Apache Attack Helicopter 

Gender #2756

I sexually identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter

Apache Attack Helicopter by THE TRUE MEME LORD June 1, 2018

Apache attack helicopter 

A fake gender identity that shows you are an ugly pubescent boy who is insecure and desperate for attention because your dick is so small you could never do a helicopter

“Sorry, I use they/them pronouns, I’m non-binary”
The boys: “oh yeah and I identify as a fucking Apache attack helicopter you social reject.”

Apache attack helicopter by Phaguette69 June 10, 2021

Apache Attack Helicopter 

A gender that means you have those rage moments everyday.

Isn’t Bob an Apache Attack Helicopter?

Apache Attack Helicopter by Stupid Word Guy May 1, 2019

Apache attack helicopter 

A way for a transphobes to say that they have no fucking idea how gender works

Transphobes:"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter"
Literally everyone else: "damn boy you got the whole squad laughing :||||||||"

Apache attack helicopter by Dawn_Has_Smol_Bren February 19, 2022