An anyway friend is the oneperson in your life who, no matter what they say or do, no matter what they’ve been through with you, they love you anyway.
Out of nowhere, she told me that when she grew up, she wanted to marry me. So I said, “Why?” And she looked up at me and she said, “Because, Daddy, you are my anyway friend.” - Private Practice
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'