Anthony Hayes

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The legend of North East Ohio, this man will fuck any girl that walks even if he has a girlfriend. Doesn’t matter if her name is Gwen, Emily, or Nikki, he’s cheated with a Sarah, Molly, and even a Quesha. He won’t wear a mask in public but what do you expect from a guy who can’t wear a condom or keep a job? Antonio Vincenzo Hayes is a bad hombre.

Makayla better watch out, she might be the next victim of the evil Anthony Hayes, the original cheater of Ohio, just like his daddy, generation after generation he’ll fuck her, then fuck your life up with debt and leave you to dry alone. Ask his ex Emily or Gwen or Nikki or Tasha, or Bill or John Meluch or even his own self proclaimed sister, Samantha Joham Shamia the 3rd, she’ll tell you it all....

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Anthony Hayes

The man who’s engaged to Makayla, subject to change in a few years since this is like his 6th engagement in the past 10 years...

Anthony Hayes was engaged to so many women I can’t even keep up.

Anthony Hayes by That exposing black guy April 29, 2021

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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

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