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grabbing ankle 

A term used when describing;
A. Being bent over for capitol punishment.
B. Assuming the position for Prison rape.
C. While sitting on the john, bending down and gripping your ankles in attemp to push harder and also to cope with the pain.
Guy1. Dude what's up with those hand prints on your ankles, that looks really painful!

Guy2. I was grabbing ankle last night

grabbing ankle 

to take a shit so awefl and painful forcing you to grab your ankles for
a: to better push out the shit
and
b: to help cope with the strain
dude, where did seymore go?

i think hes in the bathroom, he said he wasnt feeling well.

he's probably grabbing ankle
grabbing ankle by pat bishop February 18, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016