Animal Liberation Fron 

Bunch of animal rights facists who do their best to alienate any possible support by being generally horrible to people. Who can't spell.

animal liberation fron member: FUCKING STUDENTS, STOP KILLING THE PUPPIES, THEY HAVE SUCH LOVELY BIG EYES
student: i've got nothing to do with your stupid puppies, fuck off
alf member: (reaching for the nurofen): FUCK YOU, I WILL BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE AND MURDER YOUR FAMILY IN AVENGANCE
student: you don't even know...
afl member: I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU BECAUSE YOU WANT TO LEARN SO YOU WANT TO KILL CUTE ANIMALS. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I SAW IT ON A LEAFLET WITH A CUTE PUPPY...etc

i was actually anti-animal testing before i came into contact with ALF. now, whilst i really can't say i'm for it, i absolutely hate the people who are against it. so i guess i don't give a shit now.

Animal Liberation Fron by A Student (obviously) September 18, 2008

Animal Liberation Fron 

A pacifist group, somewhat like ELF funded by peta whose members believe that all creatures have rights and therefore should not be experimented on, used, or eaten. This applies to any being with the capacity to feel pain. Often seen as a terrorist group, they often commit illegal actions for the overall good of helpless animals.

Person A:Hey! Did u hear that the Animal Liberation Front broke into a lab, rescued 10 beagle pups, and broke a bunch of expensive equipent last night?

Person B: Ja! Even though it was illegal, it was the right thing to do.

Animal Liberation Fron by Melari September 10, 2006

Animal Liberation Front 

The only DECENT animal caring group. They have raided plenty of science labs that use poor and helpless animals for useless and sloppy experiments. During the raid they had rescued hundreds of animals; rabbits, dogs, monkeys and even cats who have had their own eyes sewn toghether, therefor making them blind.

During the raid, they had rescued a famous baby monkey known as Britches. The lab taken poor Britches away from his mother the day he was born. What happened to Britches was horrific. His eyelids had been sewn and lived for three dark and lonely years blind. He was deprived of nearly everything. Until 1985, when the ALF rescued him. He was in a mental condition and had body spasms because he was in such a small space, blind with no one around.

The ALF restored his eyesight by taking the sewings out. The monkey had gotten better every day and was able to eat, drink and walk by himself. Britches was even very playful!

The ALF are truly heroes, unlike PETA.

Animal Liberation Front actually cares about animals, unlike PETA.

Animal Liberation Front by KrAAAA--YYYYZZZEEE MAN July 14, 2009

animal liberation front  

A group in america that fights for the rights of animals.

Sort of similar to PETA( people for the ethical treatment of animals).

But, it is different from PETA because the ALF is way more hardcore than PETA.

The Animal liberation front will burn down houses, businesses, buildings, they will steal animals from zoos, testing labs, and any other places that have animals.

Because of all the destruction that the ALF has caused, it was named a terrorist group.

another group that is similar to the ALF is the ELF, which is the earth liberation front.

guy 1: I work for peta
guy 2: really, you guys are awesome
guy 1: thanks, what do you work for??
guy 2: the animal liberation front
guy 1: REALLY!!!! you guys rock!!
guy 2: thanks
guy 1: the people at peta will give you more money and help you out some more
guy 2: THANKS!!!!!! I hope the goverment doesn't suspect us working together again, or we will be toast!!!
guy 1: yeah, but that won't happen again.
guy 2: okay, tell Ingrid I said hi
guy 1: okay, bye
guy 2: bye.....

animal liberation front is somewhat dangerous, but only dangerous to people that will mess with animals.

animal liberation front by ANY NAME I WANT TO BE June 19, 2008