angry masturbation 

The act of pleasuring one's self while under a great deal of stress,angst,anger, or general hostility. Often leaves the genital areas red and sore for a period of twenty-four hours. Other side effects may be painful.

mr hughes, school administrator (during the act); "God damn kids Rawrrrr I'm rubbing my cock so hard Rahh I Hate Hartland Rahh MYSPACE Rahh"

-or-

After that fight with my girlfriend, i performed some hardcore angry masturbation....that bitch...

angry masturbation by dantrick June 20, 2006

Angry Masturbation 

When you get pissed off at someone for being a hypocritical fetish/kink shamer but you still want to wank one out

Hypocrite: ANYONE WHO LIKES NTR SHOULD DIE!
You: Well you must be pretty fucked up for liking lolicon, incest, snuff, guro and cannibalism huh?
Hypocrite:........
*You then proceed to your angry masturbation*

Angry Masturbation by Steel Delvin July 26, 2018

angry masturbation on a hangover 

The act of performing extremely violent self sexual pleasure the morning after a night of heavy drinking and not getting laid. Usually leaves self inflicted puss oozing wounds and burns that can last up to 2 days; eventually, they turn into scabs then heal.

The guy who didn't get laid the night before decided to take his anger out through angry masturbation on a hangover.

or:

(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"

angry masturbation on a hangover by douchewad September 2, 2006

angry masterbaition 

to be angry and masterbating at the same time.

i'm angry and mamsterbating its angry masterbaition.

angry masterbaition by walace March 20, 2007