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Angry Unicorn 

When you freeze your dick and tape it to your head and go around town stabbing people with it
i was so mad yesterday, i wanted to angry unicorn everybody
Angry Unicorn by Shishujohnny April 26, 2012

angry unicorn 

it is when your qirl cuts your penis off and sticks it on her head, then proceeds to penetrate your asshole rouqhly.
my qirlfriend told me if i cheat on her she was qunna do the angry unicorn on me.
angry unicorn by Smeat McBobby December 2, 2009

The Angry Unicorn 

When a man does the Trojan War Helmet but becomes aroused.
Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.
The Angry Unicorn by MoonlitObsidian December 13, 2023

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026