Angry Optometrist Share definition Flag To ejaculate semen onto the face of a woman, taking care to saturate both eyelids' exterior with semen. Man, I wish a could bust an angry optometrist on Isa's fine ass. Angry Optometrist by Big Robb August 7, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Angry Optometrist mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch